Writing and Books

Articles and Blogs

When I am not spending many hours writing top quality boob jokes, I also write articles and blogs. Together with Ellie Gibson, I have written funny parenting articles for Glamour, The Telegraph, Smallish, Kin and the Huffpost. (For more info, please visit scummymummies.com.)

Hers are some things I have written that some people liked:

How to have a fucking awesome date night. Huffington Post.
If Women Ruled the World. Glamour Magazine UK (written with Ellie Gibson)
Eight Thing Kate Middleton Needs to Know About Life With Two kids. Huffington Post.


The Scummy Mummies Book. It’s out on 9 March 2017 in the UK and Australia. You can pre-order it now from Amazon – it’s only £7.99. Bargain.

Look – I wrote a book! It looks like this.

‘Honest, gutsy and laugh out loud…. Do your pelvic floor exercises before reading as you may pee your pants’ Kathy Lette

A celebration of parenting failures, hilarious confessions, fish fingers and wine!

This is a book for anyone who’s ever dealt with a poo in the pool, cleaned up a sick in the supermarket, or gone to an important meeting without realising there’s weetabix stuck to their bum.

Because let’s be honest no matter how much we love our kids, or how good we are at parenting, everyone’s a Scummy Mummy sometimes.

Future Books

I am currently working on a new book for 2017. Watch this space.